Conversation

Man: God, the sky’s not falling, right?

God: Yeah, you are right, but the sea level is rising.

Man: Oh, we are doomed anyway.

God: And it was you who doomed yourself.

Man: Oops.

To ‘Zhai’ or not to ‘Zhai’

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/viewthread.php?gid=3&tid=623966&extra=page%3D1&page=1

 

I am ‘Zhai’ , haha.

沁园春·买票(转载)

沁园春·买票：

 

“春节又到，中华大地，有钱飞机，没钱站票。望长城内外，大包小包。大河上下，民工滔滔。

早起晚睡，达旦通宵，欲与票贩试比高。须钞票。看人山人海，一票难保。车票如此难搞，引无数英雄竞折腰。

昔秦皇汉武，见此遁逃；唐宗宋祖，更是没招！一代天骄，成吉思汗，只好骑马往回飙。”